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Nut Butterscotch

Posted in Annoyance, Pointer with tags , , , on December 17, 2009 by Rohit

Renowned pillar of brotherhood and equality, Haagen Dasz, has confirmed what I long suspected : Indians will spontaneously combust upon eating ice-cream.

I am sure both King and Gandhi busted a nut in their graves.

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Update

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Turns out Haagen Dazs has a convincing and well thought out reply :

Excerpts :

“If people were refused entry momentarily, it was only due to overcrowding as there was a rush.”

“it emerged that what Haagen-Dazs really wanted to convey was ‘Now get a taste of abroad right here in India’.”

“An error was made in the creative execution”

Right after making bambi eyes like that, Haagen Dasz is rumoured to have farted and loudly proclaimed “It wasn’t me!”

Two words : Lame Ass.

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